“Parenting is a lot like the bar scene: everyone is yelling, everything is sticky, it’s the same music over and over again, and occasionally pukes.” Funny Baby Advice Quotes & a Dose of Reality “75% of every parent’s daily calories probably come just from licking knives.” “I l...
Ruth Westheimer, the German-Jewish psychologist who enlightened and entertained radio, television and newspaper audiences for more than two decades with her frank, funny and warm advice on sexual matters, has died. She was 96. Westheimer became the media personality “Dr. Ruth” in 1980 when she...
and why children rifle through closets and drawers when they think nobody will catch them. It’s also why, as a child, whenever my parents left the house, I’d clamber up the big, white, built-in bookcase in the living room to poke around ...
In France, women who reach the age of 25 and are not married are called Catherinettes. Their motto is: ‘Lord, give me a husband who’s bearable, or who can at least pass as bearable in the world!’ Whereas French girls under 25 would pray: ‘Lord, give me a well-situated husband...
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Take my advice — I'm not using it. It is not that I trust you. I am just feeling lazy today. Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. ...
I found an old instructional record of a pediatrician giving advice to young parents, and used it to good effect here in stringing together a lot of songs on the subject. About 9 months later, when filling in for Deirdre O'Donoghue on her show, SNAP, I took another crack at it. Some...
"The next time a girl wants a little powder-room change," she called, not teasing at all, "take my advice, darling: don't give her twenty-cents!" She kept her promise to Mr. Yunioshi; or I assume she did not ring his bell again, for in the next days she started ringing mine,...
C.playing with monkeys with their parents D.spending time playing with their family pets 【3】What can be learned from the text A.Dogs and cats are friends by nature. B.Bugs can be used to show your annoyance. C.Americans believe cats can give away secrets. ...
Anybody who told you to be yourself, simply couldn’t have given you worse advice. More of the Funny insults I love what you’ve done with your hair. How did you get it to come out of one nostril like that? Don’t you need a license to be that ugly? Is your ass jealous of the...