Calling your girlfriend a “bad girl”, a “dirty whore”, or a “f**kin’ bitch” is fun the first few times. But if you’re only going to say the same words over and over again, every half an hour during sex, and every few times every week, it’s only a matter of months ...
When it comes toheating things upin the bedroom, talking dirty is one of the most exciting ways to arouse both you and your partner. From calling your partnernaughty names, naming all her naughty parts that turn you on, to saying all the erotic and dirty things you’d like to do to he...
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“Recently a writer we hired posted this photo of downtown Omaha to a blog he was ghostwriting,” she says. “It turns out that image was copyrighted. We ended up getting sued $9,000 for this crappy photo of Nebraska. That was a big wake-up call for us. Since then we’ve strength...
And: “We had a good run except for your family. There is no trust. But the last thing I want to do is break you.”He sent her a photo of himself with a provocatively posed ex-girlfriend, taunting her. He threatened to ruin her....
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My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies." So I fucked her in the ass, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair. I guess we don't watch the same movies. ...
Ten years ago, I was all set to compete in the winter Olympics. Then I lost everything—my career, my best friend, and my girlfriend. After that, I stopped playing games for good. I swore never to go back to Colorado. Too many bad memories. Plus, she’s still there. ...
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