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6. Call her names For starters, dirty names are the perfect way to take a walk down the road of dirty talk. As you penetrate her, grab her and claw her, and say something dirty and sexy about each body part of hers that you touch with your hands. Or just call her a dirty slut...
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You can use these French pet names to address your boyfriend, girlfriend, kids, husband, wife and maybe a very close friend. They all generally have the same meaning as "honey," "sweetie," or "darling." I personally would not use these on your parents or co-workers. ...
My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies." So I fucked her in the ass, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair. I guess we don't watch the same movies. ...