“It’s okay, honey, all I need is a combined total of three hours of sleep.” Said no mom ever. It turns out the fastest land mammal is a toddler after a mother says, “What’s in your mouth?” I was a snack before I was a mom. Now I’m a Happy Meal because I come with...
Lastly, the chicken walks up to the judge, and the judge asks, "What is your crime?" The chicken, first looking back at the pigeon and the duck, then turning to the judge says, "I'm bubbles." Vote: share joke Joke has 77.68 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, ...
Yo momma’s so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease. What’s the one thing in life you can always count on? A calculator. Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a ‘V’ formation, one line is always longer than the other?
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