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Yo momma Jokes Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck. Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime ...
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her. Vote: share joke Joke has 81.40 % from 3254 votes. More jokes about: duck, money, Yo mama If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe! Vote...
Yo momma’s so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease. What’s the one thing in life you can always count on? A calculator. Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a ‘V’ formation, one line is always longer than the other?
My Favorite, Funniest Jokes of All Time. 1. A woman got on a bus with her baby. The bus driver said to her ”Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman then walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming mad. She says to a man next to her: ”The dri...
Hosted by Wilmer Valderrama, this comedic series pits contestants against each other in a battle of wits, trading hilarious "yo momma" jokes to see who can come up with the funniest insults. With its infectious humor and competitive spirit, Yo Momma is a lighthearted and entertaining take on...
Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in." YO MOMMA VOTE! PRINT MORE YO MOMMA JOKES EMBED ACCOUNTANT 5th Answer me this joke Why is it that when you're driving and looking for...
I’ve done this too since I was 13. I’ve only ever pulled my eyelashes and then I started pulling my eyebrows. Luckily the hair on my head is fine. When I was little, I had beautiful long eyelashes and I really miss them. Through five years of pulling, my eyelashes will get long...
Joke:If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster. VOTE Cat Vs Comma Joke Joke:What is the difference between a cat and a comma? Punch Line VOTE Yo Mamma Is So Short... Joke:Yo momma is so short, she stepped in a puddle and drowned. ...
33 - Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved. Assistant: Why don't you marry her? Dentist:... More ›› 34 - Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh ab... More ›› 35 - Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous...