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Yo momma Jokes Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck. Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime ...
YO MOMMA VOTE! PRINT EMBED THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY yo momma JOKES:1 - Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excu... More ›› 2 - Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone tho...
More jokes about: money, weed Me: "I only smoke weed because of Cancer." Mom: "You don't have Cancer!" Me: "So it's working..." Vote: share joke Joke has 78.50 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: family, health, weed Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish...
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Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her. Vote: share joke Joke has 81.39 % from 3253 votes. More jokes about: duck, money, Yo mama A guy walks into a tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man playing the piano, so he asked the bartender, "What...
My Favorite, Funniest Jokes of All Time. 1. A woman got on a bus with her baby. The bus driver said to her ”Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman then walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming mad. She says to a man next to her: ”The dri...
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I’ve done this too since I was 13. I’ve only ever pulled my eyelashes and then I started pulling my eyebrows. Luckily the hair on my head is fine. When I was little, I had beautiful long eyelashes and I really miss them. Through five years of pulling, my eyelashes will get long...
Joke:If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster. VOTE Yo Mamma Is So Short... Joke:Yo momma is so short, she stepped in a puddle and drowned. VOTE Fart Louder Than A Trombone Joke Joke:A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at...