From one-liners to corny comedy, this hilarious selection of the best dad jokes will have kids and adults alike laughing. They're so bad, they're good.
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Use big words. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. Corny Dad Jokes What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck. What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt. What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire. Why did t...
Corny Jokes that are only funny because they are silly, crazy or make no sense.Sort By New A Cannibal For Tea Two cannibal friends were sitting together for lunch, sipping their tea. Then one asked the other: "Hey, I heard you and your boyfriend had a big fight last night?" "Yes,...
Audiences for these will have to get specific references to TVs, movies and other newsmakers before these jokes can be deployed, but it's good to have them at the ready. Q: Why does Marvel advertise The Hulk the most?A: Because he's basically one big Banner! Q: What's E.T. short...
Here are the best dad jokes guaranteed to get a big laugh in 2025. Yes, they are corny, bad and terrible, but that's why they're the best dad jokes.
Dick jokes, very much like actual penises, vary greatly, coming in all shapes and sizes. There are jokes about big dicks, small dicks, and not having a dick at all. The common factor among all of them? Penises are pretty funny. The key to telling a dick joke is knowing your audience...
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The joke:I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa. Why it’s the best:Adding the word ‘faux’, gives the joke a kind of class and dignity it doesn’t really deserve. 23. Soap Addict The joke: I used to be addicted to soap. But then I got clean. ...
We love a little R-rated comedy now and then. Here's a list of 116 dirty (and funny!) sex jokes from across the internet to try out with your friends