篇一:英语幽默小故事 Don't Pick Up the Money on the Ground An economist professor and a student are walking down the street when they see a $20 bill lying on the sidewalk in front of them.The student goes to pick up the money but his professor stops him and tells him not to bother...
小学生英语幽默故事一: Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys th...
英语幽默小故事16篇_英语趣味小故事 One day the coach brought an excellent young player to the dean of the college and asked that the student be allowed to enter without an examination. "Well," the dean said after some persuasion, "I‘d better ask him a few questions first."Then he ...
2、Why won’t the elephant use the computer?翻译：为什么大象不玩电脑？He’s afraid of the mouse!翻译：他害怕老鼠！Mouse(鼠标和老鼠是一个英文单词)3、Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"翻译：小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天...
英语幽默小故事1200字篇1 Even My Driver Can Answer that Question A famous game theorist, having won the Clark prize, was set to give aseries of lectures at prestigious universities throughout the northeast. For thetask, he hired a car and driver to take him from place to place . With not...
英语幽默小笑话:半价票 "How much is the movie ticket?" “电影票多少钱一张?” "Ten dollars, kid." “10美元,孩子。” "I only have five dollars. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye." “我只有5美元。请让我进去吧,我只用一中眼睛看。” 英语幽默小笑话:考试不及格 Mother:...
有一天店子里来了一个外国人买西餐料,我英语很烂,所以他每选好一样东西,我就用计算器摁出价格来给他看。当然有点不好意思了,所以我说: 'I am sorry!' 'I am sorry, too!' 外国人说。 “I am sorry three. ” 我又说。 “What are you sorry for? ” 外国人又说。
幽默英语小笑话10则 1、Sleeping Pills Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office,...
幽默简短的英语小故事 1 The Old Cat:An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out ...
3、Endearing terms英语幽默故事:可爱的称呼 5、Bernie was invited to his friends home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, That is really nice, that ...