英语幽默小故事16篇_英语趣味小故事 One day the coach brought an excellent young player to the dean of the college and asked that the student be allowed to enter without an examination. "Well," the dean said after some persua
3、New Discovery 新发现 A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young ...
英语幽默小故事10篇 英语幽默小故事10篇 【引言】学习英语的过程中，阅读幽默小故事不仅能够提高我们的语言能力，还能让我们在轻松愉快的氛围中领略到英语文化的魅力。下面，就让我们一起来欣赏10篇英语幽默小故事，并在快乐中学习吧！【故事1】Once upon a time, there was a man named Jack who had a peculiar...
基本原则 位于吉拉多海角的密苏里东南州立大学有一位我非常喜欢的老师,他奇特的幽默感很是出名。在对一个新生班级讲解他的基本原则时,他说:“我知道我的讲课可能经常会枯燥乏味,了无生趣,所以如果你们在上课时看表我并不介意。不过我坚决反对你们将表在课桌上猛敲看它们是...
幽默简短的英语小故事 1 The Old Cat:An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out ...
经典幽默英语小故事：磕睡之人 The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon.收师非常生气，因为总有一个人...
英语幽默小故事带翻译篇一 A Bad Impression 一个坏印象 Six people were travelling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved, but the sixth was a rude young man who was causing a lot of trouble to the other passengers. ...
简单幽默英语小故事1 A man was a butterfingers. He had been suffering from unemployment for months. At last he found a job in a chinaware house. He had worked only a few days when he dropped a large vase. The manager summoned him to the office and told him that money would be deducte...
Mouse(鼠标和老鼠是一个英文单词)3、Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"翻译：小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.翻译：“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。