简单搞笑的英语小故事 篇1 Covers: Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. 封面:忘记你不能改变的过去。忘记你不能预测的`将来。 Inside: Forget about the present, I didn’t buy you one. 内文:忘记现在,因为我没有给你买生日礼物。 简单搞...
幽默的英文小故事 篇1 As the years turn 生日来临之际 For her 82nd birthday,I surprised my grandmother with a birthday greeting signed by the President. (Upon request,this service is available to seniors over 80.)When I asked grandma how she felt receiving a card from the White House,she ...
篇1:英文幽默小故事 英文幽默哲理小故事 1、现在我要表现得像一位女士 One day womens dresses were on sale at a department store. A dignified middle-aged man decided to pick a dress for his wife, but soon he found himself being battered by frantic women. 一天,一家百货公司的女装大减价,一位...
英语幽默故事小短文 篇1 Friend for Dinner "Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all tha...
1、5分钟英文幽默故事幽默能让更多人喜欢你,因为,幽默是你进行社交,进行沟通的桥梁。那么英文幽默故事是你见过没?下面为你收集了一些5分钟英文幽默故事,一起来看看吧。5分钟英文幽默故事精选1)Midway TacticsThree competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.The...
英文短篇幽默故事1 A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, ¨Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never small and are always silent. 有位小老太太去看医生,她对医生说:”医生,我有爱放屁的毛病。其实也不是大问题,因为我放屁不臭而且...
篇1:一分钟英文幽默小故事 A hungry Fox found in a hollow tree a quantity of bread and meat, which some shepherds had placed there against their return. Delighted with his find he slipped in through the narrow aperture and greedily devoured it all. But when he tried to get out again he ...
英文幽默小故事十则 1.WhentheyoungwaitressinthecaféinTom’sbuildingstartedwavinghelloeveryday.Tomwasflattered，forshewasatleast15yearsyoungerthanhe.OnedayshewavedandbeckonedtoTomagain.WhenTomstrolledover，sheasked，"Areyousingle?" "Why，yes，"Tomreplied，smilingatherbroadly. "Soismymom，"shesaid....
儿童英文幽默小故事(一) It Must Be Crowded A teacher is telling his students, “The moon is very large. Several millions people can live there.” And a boy laughs and says, “It must get crowded when it’s a crescent moon.” 一定很拥挤 一位告诉学生:“月亮非常大,上面能住几百人。” ...
"I guess it"s all right." my daughter replied, "The police car behind us did the same thing."英文笑话故事:A Good Boy好孩子Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday" “昨天给你的钱干什么了” "I ...