简单搞笑的英语小故事 篇1 Covers: Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. 封面:忘记你不能改变的过去。忘记你不能预测的`将来。 Inside: Forget about the present, I didn’t buy you one. 内文:忘记现在,因为我没有给你买生日礼物。 简单搞...
幽默的英文小故事 篇1 As the years turn 生日来临之际 For her 82nd birthday,I surprised my grandmother with a birthday greeting signed by the President. (Upon request,this service is available to seniors over 80.)When I asked grandma how she felt receiving a card from the White House,she ...
篇1:英文幽默小故事 英文幽默哲理小故事 1、现在我要表现得像一位女士 One day womens dresses were on sale at a department store. A dignified middle-aged man decided to pick a dress for his wife, but soon he found himself being battered by frantic women. 一天,一家百货公司的女装大减价,一位...
英语幽默故事小短文 篇1 Friend for Dinner "Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all tha...
篇1:一分钟英文幽默小故事 A hungry Fox found in a hollow tree a quantity of bread and meat, which some shepherds had placed there against their return. Delighted with his find he slipped in through the narrow aperture and greedily devoured it all. But when he tried to get out again he ...
儿童英文幽默小故事(一) It Must Be Crowded A teacher is telling his students, “The moon is very large. Several millions people can live there.” And a boy laughs and says, “It must get crowded when it’s a crescent moon.” 一定很拥挤 一位告诉学生:“月亮非常大,上面能住几百人。” ...
英文幽默小故事十则 1.WhentheyoungwaitressinthecaféinTom’sbuildingstartedwavinghelloeveryday.Tomwasflattered，forshewasatleast15yearsyoungerthanhe.OnedayshewavedandbeckonedtoTomagain.WhenTomstrolledover，sheasked，"Areyousingle?" "Why，yes，"Tomreplied，smilingatherbroadly. "Soismymom，"shesaid....
儿童英文幽默小故事(一) Which Skirt to Wear? Time is 8 years old, and follows her own ideas. When her parents tell her to do something, she always doesn’t do it. Today, she will go to a friend’s birthday party. She is now choosing skirt to wear. She has three skirts: a blue...
英文幽默笑话小故事【1】 Wherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it.My first customer wanted to buy the car, and I battled with my conscience over whether or notto tell him of the vehicle's problem. Finally I did the right thin...
一头大象对一只小老鼠说:“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。” “请再说一遍,让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。 英文幽默风趣哲理小故事三 Donny is a seven year old boy. He goes to school every day. The school is near his home. ...