英语幽默笑话 1 An Absent Minded ProfessorA notoriously absentminded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter,the other on the pavement. A pupil meeting him said: “Good evening,professor.How are you? “Well,” answered the professor,“I th...
英语经典幽默笑话1. The new isn’t good when a guy visits the doctor for his annual check up. “ You’ve got to do something to improve your health, “ the doctor said. “ What?” the patient asked. “ I recommend walking and jogging.” “ But, doctor,” said the worried guy, “...
“还是太贵,”老太太说:“五美元,我就买啦。” 简单的英语幽默笑话 11 One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said "Da-Dy" to the baby many times. John felt very happy because he thought his wife ...
英国人有他们独特的英式幽默,他们流传的英语冷笑话让人会心一笑,今天,小编给同学们收集、整理了几则特别有趣的英语冷笑话,希望大家能开心开心,一起来看看吧!篇一 一、 The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog. It#39;s all right, said a gentleman, don#39;t be afraid. Don#39;...
幽默爆笑英语笑话简短 1 At a Department Store 在百货商店里 A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?” 一个结巴壮汉走进一家百货公司问柜员:“男……男装部在……在哪儿?” ...
英语幽默笑话:男人和女人的消费观 A man will pay$2 for a$1 item he needs. A woman will pay$1 for a$2 item that she doesn't need,but it's on sale. 用得着的东西,要是值1块钱却卖2块,男人也会买; 用不着的东西,要是值2块钱但只卖1块,女人也会买。
英语幽默短笑话10篇 1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 2. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Fishking! 3. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! 4. What is the definition of a liar? A mirror! It never...
英语幽默笑话1 一、我是单身汉 Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt.A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms.Jack finished them and gave them back.“Anything else?" The nurse asked."Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor." 杰克骑车摔伤,得住院治疗.一位年轻美...