简单的英语幽默笑话 11 One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said "Da-Dy" to the baby many times. John felt very happy because he thought his wife chose the word "Dady" to teach their baby. Dur...
简短英语笑话爆笑1 Catherine, pregnant with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly began, “My husband wants me to ask you." "I know, I know," the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time...
"Oh, hes already had dinner. But I am sure hed love to take in a movie. " “喔,它已经吃过晚餐了,但我想它会喜欢看场电影。” 英语笑话 2 The mourners pain A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was di...
英语小笑话带翻译 篇1 He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。 -- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的? -- 墓地守墓人。 英语小笑话带翻译 篇2 ...
8. 甲老师在批改英文作文,忽然大发雷霆,“我从来没看过这么烂的英文作文!”乙老师见状问,“写的是什么啊?”甲老师:“写一个王子和公主的故事。” “不错啊!”乙说。“他竟然在开头写王子问公主,can you speak Chinese ?”公主回答:“yes ! 接下来全部都是中文!”本文...
英语小笑话带翻译 10 After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" ...
英语幽默笑话 2 The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, Hello, Monsignor." The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say,...
英语幽默短笑话1. Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV. Mum:There is no electricity tonight. Mike:Then let"s watch TVwith a candie on. 迈克:妈妈,我想看电视。 妈妈:今晚停电了。 迈克:那我们就点着蜡烛看吧。 英语幽默短笑话2. The Fish Net ...
英语笑话一:What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden? 圣诞老人喜欢在花园里做什么? What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden? Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe 圣诞老人喜欢在花园里做什么? 答案:锄地。(英文里Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是锄草之意,ho则是圣诞老人的笑声。) 英语笑话二:...