Hello 2023, did ya miss me? It’s been so long since I’ve actually read and finished a book, and it’s been even longer since I’ve posted on my blog! I took a hiatus because of the wedding, but now that I’m married, I have more free time finally. (Until February, when I...
Making smut (the pet name sex writers have for their work) funny seemed like an obvious direction, given my writer’s toolkit. So I’m cultivating my own new genre: Smut & funny= smunny (and hopefully some money). Smunny example:A woman goes on a blind date. She anticipates the usu...
aAn idea down, putting at ease 想法下来,投入轻松自在[translate] aI just don't want women to think I am all about sex. So saying "I write smut" is not the best opener :P 我就是不要妇女认为我是所有关于性。 如此说“我写煤尘”不是最佳的开启者:P[translate]...
Look at the dot in the middle of the grid one eye at a time. Do all of the lines stay straight? They don’t for me. There are wiggles in it. I was charmed when I first saw it. How do they do that optical illusion? But the illusion was actually the distortions in my macula. ...
The rolling-mill men and the sheet-steel men are brothers of cinders; they empty cinders out of their shoes after the day’s work; they ask their wives to fix burnt holes in the knees of their trousers; their necks and ears are covered with a smut; they scour their necks and ears; ...
My general response to these inquiries is to laugh shyly and say, “Look, kid, ask Updike, he’s even smuttier than me.” But I must admit that the question is being asked so frequently these days, and with such delicious sycophancy, that I feel duty bound to respond to my public ...
"As an AI language model, I can generate text based on any topic or prompt given to me," ChatGPT responded when prompted with the point-blank question: "Can you write porn?" "However," it added, "it is important to note that creating or sharing explicit or inappropriate content is not...
He sucked in a breath. Voice stern, he commanded, “Arms at your sides. That’s it. God, woman, you’re temptation personified. I’ve pictured you naked since I brought you off that first time, but I never imagined you as beautiful as this. Turn around, let me see every inch of ...
Absolutely a master piece of art! https://t.co/SoQUjephMLpic.twitter.com/Q2sPjqYNZd — 虎仔 (@TigerBB8)October 31, 2020 “How to quickly write and submit manuscripts to SCI-indexed Journals“ By Smut Clyde I’m sure we’re all familiar with the experience: in the course of forg...
Or if a new name helps you to define that personality, then try one on. Whatever it takes. Johnny is to me what Tyler Durden was to the narrator of Fight Club. Johnny, like Tyler, would say the things that I wouldn’t. He could do the things I couldn’t. Johnny didn’t just ...