We also blame dads for Hawaiian shirts. Like, every Hawaiian shirt ever. Whether your dad was strutting his stuff in the '70s or doing his thing in the '90s, fathers of every era have a knack for choosing outfits that make their kids cringe. Maybe he likes to rock an awkward turtleneck...
Three older gentlemen sat down at the park for a conversation. "There's no worse age than 70," says the youngest, "You always feel like you have to pee, and most of the time you try and try and nothing comes out!" "That's nothing," said the 80-year-old, "80 is a much worse...
That may sound like a joke, but Darren Barrenman (Pine) is very Dude-like, minus Jeff Bridges’ humor and charisma. And Darren really does find his way into a derivativeChinatown-like water and land scandal. Pine clearly loved those movies without comprehending how to replicate the things th...
This isn’t a frightening monster nearly as much as it is a dad joke. 499 votes Is this useless? 21 Xorn Photo: Wikimedia Commons CC-BY Words cannot describe the Xorn. Words can say the Xorn has three arms, scales, and a fish mouth, but they cannot put enough emphasis on how ...
business joke dad joke size small medium large town minds dresses seer gypsy shopping clothes Dislike Like The Trucker and the Waitress A trucker came into a truck stop coffee shop and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of running boards...
Fred: The Movie Annoying, loud, stupid, horribly acted, and painfully unfunny - I wouldn't show this to kids if my life depended on it. But the TV show was even worse. I wouldn't show this to anyone unless they wanted to see the worst movie ever made.Half of the scenes are fille...
If you’ve ever visited alocal jazz clubor played with musicians over a certain (ahem) advanced aged, you’ve no doubt had a joke about jazz whispered in your ear. We’ve pulled together a collection of some of the most famous (read: over-told) jazz jokes that we’ve heard over the...
If you think Legion is the worst expansion ever you can't have played WoW for very long. Personal tastes aside Legion is one of the better ones in an overall sense by far. It has everything every other expansion did (for the most part anyway) just refined. While not perfect you can'...
In the meantime, it's Apple itself that is starting to seem like a dad joke, and a particularly stale one. The company is, at long last, becoming a boring, button-down tech conglomerate with snoozefest keynotes. At least it can always find comfort in the hardcore fans who will defend ...
After a 2021 edition that felt like thefreshest in years, the2022 Grammysreturned Music’s Biggest Night to its standard script: a steady stream of dad-joke groaners from host Trevor Noah, a wild mish-mash of performances that delivered either sensory overload or maudlin tear-jerking, a few...