When the weather dipped below freezing, Millie was brought inside by Mildred’s faithful helper Pam where she sat on a coffee table, facing south, overlooking her summer spot on the patio while we both endured another miserable, endless Michigan winter. (I feel ‘ya on this one too). Whe...
Because my reflection in the bathroom mirror Won’t respond unless I say something But the cockroach appears independent I tell him to stop moving his right antenna And just wiggle his left one if he understands But they both keep moving I don’t think he understands But he pauses when I ...
I was wrong, the people who chanted Celtics suck are not morons. In fact, they are wonderful and incredible…model citizens if you will. I decided to go to the bathroom and take a piss. While in the bathroom I heard it again, “low battery!” This time there was no mistaking it, a...
Siri is not a speech recognition app, but instead a natural language processing technology that focuses more on what you meant than on what she thinks you said. For example, if asked “is there a bathroom on the right?” with a heavy accent, simple speech recognition may hear “Is there ...
exam, but it’s also one of the most important. Many TOEFL questions either ask you the definition of a word outright or require you to have knowledge of certain words in order to answer a question correctly. With so many words in the English language, which are the ones you need to ...
one of violence by examining the question of war in Islam, as well as its definition and legitimisation. In this rather complex transition, we draw in some sections on Ibn Khaldun’s modelling to highlight the political component related to violence. The aim was to attempt to disentangle ...
(who kept reminding me of Judge Reinhold for some reason). Moe is killed in the middle of David Copperfield’s act, which I’M SORRY but was super pointless. It was almost like a bathroom-visit interlude because they kept cutting away to show the audience and the entire point is TO BE...