What do you call a hen who counts her eggs? A mathemachicken. What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn. Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas. What...
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Once it appears a pale yellow and is nice and fluffy, blend in the root beer syrup, then add the eggs, one at a time, mixing each in completely before adding the next. Next, in a separate bowl, sift together the flour and baking powder, then stir in the salt. With the mixer set...
Aboard the overcrowded ships the animals often don’t have enough space to move or lie down. The ships can be so crowded that the animals cannot make it to the food or water troughs. Many do not eat, drink or sleep regardless, as they are not used to being on moving ships ...
Yes. Neither the Russians nor the Chinese could ever take this country by force, but yet we’re bringing in millions of military age men into the country so they can eat all the ducks that swim in the Ohio. I wonder if we’ll regret letting the illegals get there first, with the mo...
If I wanted to bring a large amount of deviled eggs, but I didn’t want to share them with anyone else, could you guarantee me fridge space? — Ron Swanson It's Not File Size Occasionally I would hear a publisher talk about what their readers wanted, but it was always under the gu...
Day 5: We spend an hour in the morning at the local country market, where live chicks, chickens, pigs, ducks and dogs (yes, they eat dogs in the north) are crammed into in bamboo baskets and available for sale. Live fish swim in bowls to be cut up as required for sale. I find ...
Though they are not a common household pet, ducks can form a bond with their human caregivers, and it looks like this duckling has already found that with this little guy. Don’t underestimate the joy ducks can bring as a pet. Shutterstock ...
The local food was a bit disappointing. There are plenty of street food type venders but the problem is we were not sure what they were serving. Some of the delicacies included pig intestines and pre hatched baby ducks, not eggs ducks. So, we stayed away from mystery meat. Pork Belly ...
Can you please tell me how many eggs a chicken lays a day, and … Appleyard Ducks Have had 2 appleyard ducks for a couple of years and had no problems until about a week ago when went to feed them in the morning and noticed that the … Can you be self sufficient on less than an...