A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.htmlViewing 9 posts - 31 through 38 (of 38 total) Prev 1 2 3 You must be logged in to reply to this topic. Login to reply...
SQL tuning: Wildcard usage A search condition might include the LIKE operator or keywords that perform a similar function such as Starts With or the non-CBR version of CONTAINS. Which keywords are used and the placement of the wildcard operator in the search value determines whether the query ...
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Best practices storing Application Data and Resources Best Practices to create SQL Connection from C# ? Best Practices to store a fixed, unchanging list of key-value pairs Best to pass variables to another class method in method parameters or call getter;setter method for variable? Best UI d...
Best practices storing Application Data and Resources Best Practices to create SQL Connection from C# ? Best Practices to store a fixed, unchanging list of key-value pairs Best to pass variables to another class method in method parameters or call getter;setter method for variable? Best UI d...