So who put the alphabet in alphabetical order I wonder Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order Oh Now I've got a question With an answer that you might find easier You've got to use your mind To remember all the letters in order Now you put the alphabet in alphabetical order Come ...
We name our fondlings in alphabetical order.The last was an S, —Swubble, I named him. This was a T, —Twist, I named him . The next one as comes will be Unwin, and the next Vilkins. I have got names ready made to the end of the alphabet, and all the way through it again...