So who put the alphabet in alphabetical order I wonder Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order Oh Now I've got a question With an answer that you might find easier You've got to use your mind To remember all
We name our fondlings in alphabetical order.The last was an S, —Swubble, I named him. This was a T, —Twist, I named him . The next one as comes will be Unwin, and the next Vilkins. I have got names ready made to the end of the alphabet, and all the way through it again...