Captain America, Iron Man, Spider-Man, Thor, Hulk, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Ant-Man, Wasp, Black Panther, Vision, Wolverine, Beast, Cyclops, Gambit, Iceman, Deadpool, Storm, Sunfire, Quicksilver, Falcon, Jean Grey, Colossus, Archangel, Nightcrawler, Professor X, Rogue, Jubilee, Daredevil, Th...
Fuck it, though. The misery of your existence is a point of pride for you. It makes you feel like you’ve earned the title of Marine. Something you will surely brag about whenever there is a few minute lull in conversation in any situation whatsoever. Everyone knows you’re the best, ...