Being a guru is not a trivial thing. I'll try my best to dispel the darkness as I guide you through the world of toilets and other plumbing. But I won't be aiming for the Vajrayāna Buddhist level of guru: The guru is the Buddha, the guru is the Dhamma, and the guru is the ...
The older it is, the easier it is to pick up. 28. What's the difference between a woman and a toilet? A toilet doesn't follow you around once you've used it. 29. What do an AIDS patient and the man you caught in bed with your wife have in common? They've both fucked themsel...
"So long as the love, even the smallest, of man toward woman is not destroyed, so long is his mind in bondage as the calf that drinks milk is to his mother." -Buddha updated from July 1, 2018 by Henry Makow Ph.D. Like a Zen Koan,men who get women don't need them and don'...
一只、两只、三只…… Last night, I have had a dream.In the dream, did not remember was I or my wife's father, the wife's mother has punched I that mischievous wife.Is glad me, I wakes until the early morning when also in several sheep! Two, three ...[translate] a杰出...
不同寻常的是,这个人居然同周围人挑战,说他不怕去公安局,因为他父亲是当地的警官 Speaking of the story, this time also does not have any specially: Young people drive the automobile crazily in the university campus, hit has died a female student.Unusual is, this person challenges unexpectedly ...
a龙太子、重出江湖,遇神杀神!遇佛杀佛! The dragon crown prince, is heavy the rivers and lakes, meets the god to kill the god! Meets Buddha to kill Buddha![translate] achating with you chating与您[translate] a我的新同学 My new schoolmate[translate] ...
"Ole,your words are so sweet but they're not true,"Trufa said."You know very well that I'm no longer pretty.Look how wrinkled I am,how shriveled I've become!Only one thing is still left me-my love for you." "Isn't that enough?Of all our powers love the highest,the finest,"...
aThe Great Buddha's Hal 伟大的菩萨的Hal[translate] a据说你负责这项工程 It is said you are responsible for this project[translate] aSpeaks of this, I have to mention our Tujia nationality's symbolic construction—The Diaojiao Building, 讲话这,我必须提及我们的Tujia国籍的符号建筑这Diaojiao大厦,...
Credit:Courtesy of Syndey Sweeney/Instagram Celebs Who Have Gone Near-Naked While Posing Topless: Sydney Sweeney, More They say your best suit is your birthday suit.Kim Kardashian,Kendall Jenner,Emily Ratajkowski,BeyoncéandHeidi Klumare just some of the stars who have shown off what their mama ...
a由于人们工作压力比较大时间不充足,博客成了朋友间的交流平台 Because the people working pressure quite great time is insufficient, the abundant guest has become exchange platform between friend's[translate] a灵山大佛 Lingshan Buddha[translate]