This is the reason television was invented, so we could marvel at David Suchet’s ridiculous mustache and Arthur Hasting’s inept bumblings that accidentally solve the mystery for sixty shining episodes. I even made a ranking of every episode for you! I watched most of them twice because I c...
That was actually invented in Canada by a Greek immigrant but that’s a whole other story. WOMAN: It’s the oddest fruit in the world! Prickly outside, tingly sweet inside. It’s Dole pineapple, in its own juice. It brings new life to cottage cheese! Magic to meatballs! Or chicken!