Because 1960s etiquette required that all children call their elders by Mr., Mrs., or Miss until they were told that a first name was OK, she was Mrs. Sarbacker to me until a few years later when a change in husbands made her a Balzer, at which point she told me I should just c...
Over inflated as if Dale Chihuly gives back to the community. Snakebite. Puncture. Failure at the valve stem. Perforated rim strip. Flat tire. Putting the cart before the horse ex post facto. Broccoli cheese stuffed up tail pipe potato. Pro Bono. On a bike ride to the moon. Perpetuating...