Though Miranjo never gets what she wants, she does get a happy ending. Shockingly, Daida forgives all that she's done and declares that he's in love with her and wants to marry her. If that's not unsettling, nothing is. 5
But Sakura actually got to marry the dude of her dreams. By that point, Sasuke had done a lot of work on himself… but he still spent most of their kid's childhood doing missions outside of Konoha. Be careful who you simp for, ladies! Also ranks #1 on The 15 Most Awkward Anime ...