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I stamp my bootee feebly - "Don't you know who I am?" "Another Tinkerbell, is it?" he says. "Flower Fairy, actually," I squeak back. We are interrupted by a plastic snake, thrown by a bearded Cleopatra. Lost in fancy dress purgatory here at a Christmas party in Cumbria, we are...