I imagine this land tortoise is saying, “Shut up, Muriel! You mind your own beeswax!” Is it just me or does every land tortoise look like an 80 year old man?? Unfortunately, lack of understanding of tortoise lineage lead to a fatal flaw: the females being mated with Lonesome George ...
The only drama is convincing my hubby Ray he wants to make me happy by dressing up. Lucky for me he is a good sport. I found a stellar musical note shirt and an outrageous record player necklace for the 24k gold plated bling for his Bruno Mars costume. (You knew Bruno grew a mustach...