While mom was looking for a second kitty to take home, there was a very small tri-colored kitty as small as a mouse that just sat next to mom and peered deeply into mom’s eyes. Mom tried to break eye contact, but the runt of the litter would not look away. And mom said, well...
It’s easy to let your mouse slip to your webcam in a moment’s boredom and start wondering what’s so wrong with you that you can’t even get your eye makeup right, or realize you’ve been brushing your teeth for 10 minutes because you started staring at a blemish in the mirror....
One would not think this white American man with an authoritative moustache is a gormless nincompoop who just spews made-up bullshit to impress people. Yet he apparently is, recall his trash claim that Professor Taheri was about to join Harvard. Now Glassy admits to all the world that he i...
Well…sometimes I wonder what I can do to stimulate her more productively than my little cat and mouse feather toy so we can bring her further than biting and scaring our hands when she likes to play rough in addition to climbing (to my suspense because sometimes her claws get caught and...
interweb into my pocket. If anything goes into my pocket it will either be money or a pet mouse gods damn it. However, I don't think I will get a pet mouse because then it would probably poop in my pocket because everyone knows mice poop about 1000 times a day. What a bunch of ...
In recent updates, Mac Mouse Fix has included even more features. It gives you Apple's proprietary Magic Mouse smooth scrolling on any third-party mouse, enables trackpad-like mouse gestures, and allows for easily programmable mouse shortcut actions — for example, double-clicking to Smart Zoom...
Visited two colleges in Iowa with daughter and husband. Decided she is a country mouse. She has no need for a metropolis. There was a good coffee and doughnut shop. I think she’d survive there. Really noticing how the two older kids have asked for nothing all summer because they both ...
Something great about poop jokes? They’ll make your cheeks hurt. Why did the toilet paper fail to cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack. What did the poop say to the fart? You blow me away. My love for you is like diarrhea. ...
I can’t conveniently plug up her mouth with a soother, because the only thing she is interested in doing with a soother is chewing on the side of it before she casts it aside to discover the next thing to chew on. I have to constantly watch the little monkey, chasing after her to ...
Intermittently she would bring a mouse inside after her night prowling. She would play with it before annihilation occurred. In the early hours one morning, I awoke to hear a thwack thwack from the passage. I roused my partner. Maddie was thumping the head of a mouse against the bedroom ...