Andrew Herrmann
Jokes where the punchline is a witty comeback. Sort ByNew What's the Difference? An old Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, looks around him and suddenly freezes when he sees a Chinese man. He gets up and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Chinese...
We scoured the web to find the most epic kid’s jokes ever told – ones that actually make sense and need no explanation (because nothing crushes a punchline more than, “I don’t get it”!). Whether you’re the one telling them to your kids to get a laugh, or they’re the ones...
Charles ‘Pussy’ Tebeau: a right fielder who only played in two games his entire career, the punchline to a bad Dick Wantz joke, and a man whose nickname was both dirty and the exact opposite of the usual intimidating monikers of the sporting world. Fantastic triple play. 4. Dick Pole...
ALASTAIR:I did. But first of all, tell me the punchline of that joke, ‘What do you give a man who’s got everything?’ MARK:Oh. I don’t know! ALASTAIR:Okay. Otherwise, you piqued my curiosity. MARK:I’ll tell him when I meet him… ...
The joke ended with an unexpected punchline that caught everyone off-guard. 2 Hoax A hoax is a deliberate act of deception. The online article about a celebrity's fake death was actually a hoax. 1 Joke A joke is intended for laughter or amusement. The comedian's joke had the whole audi...
For Rebecca, sex is a joke missing a punchline. No crashing waves. Only pangs of inadequacy. At twenty-eight, shouldn’t she have had one by now? Her snickering ex thought so. His taunts echo in her ears as he rolls out of her bed. Then out of her life. ...
Here’s the punchline, only one bee species produces honey. By singularly supporting 0.005% of the bee population and ignoring the rest shows that humans expect a return on their “altruistic” efforts. Honeybees dominate the narrative because they provide honey. That’s why some researchers thi...
Why did the chicken cross the road? If that joke had been told in February, the punchline would have been because it was safe to walk past a branch of Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC),writes Helena Drakakis. Why? The fast-food chain endured a period during which it could not offer its ...
debating and discussing like you were the intelligent, final word and the occasionally frequent moments of insobriety. Or sanity, if you will. Words which serve as the backbone of businesses. You used them as punchlines. As dinner time jokes to show how “uber cool” you are. And how st...