We scoured the web to find the most epic kid’s jokes ever told – ones that actually make sense and need no explanation (because nothing crushes a punchline more than, “I don’t get it”!). Whether you’re the one telling them to your kids to get a laugh, or they’re the ones...
Have you ever told a lie? Was it good or bad for others? Do you know what a white ___ is? Franz Kafka(1883~1924), a famous writer, never married and had no children. Once, at the age of 40, when he was walking ___ a park in Berlin, Germany, he ___ a young girl cryin...
of the evidence proving that we won this election and we won it by a landslide. This was not a close election. You know I say sometimes jokingly, but there's no joke about it. I have been into elections. I won them both and the second one I won much bigger than the first, okay...
1.As a first-time e-paper user,I am not sure if all the momentary pixelation(像素)is normal.The size is ideal for my new-teenager. There are hardly any annoyances and the kid seems enjoying the experience. The p...
- Our job is to diagnose him. 我们的任务是诊断出他的病因 8. She figured when she hired me she'd at least have someone you couldn't walk all over. 她雇我有一部分目的是确保手头上至少有一个能镇得住你的人 9. - You know why people are nice to other people?
Cody ran through the door after school.His face wore the biggest smile ever.He waved something above his head."It's a pen.But not just any pen.It's a lucky pen!"He handed me the pen(16)___,waiting for my reaction(反应).I looked at the pen in my hand.There was nothing(17)_...
Opportunities vouchsafed by Heaven arc less important than terrestrial advantages, which in turn arc less important than the unity among people. 犬行健,君子以自强不息。 As Heaven's movement is ever vigorous, so must a gentleman ceaselessly strive along. 温故而知新,可以为师矣。 He who by revie...
1. Where is the farthest place you have traveled to by car? 2. Do you like to sit in the front or back when traveling by car? 3. Do you like to travel by car? 4. When do you travel by car?Relax: 1. What would you do to relax?
Joke: What's the Difference?Jokes where the punchline is a witty comeback.Sort By New What's the Difference? An old Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, looks around him and suddenly freezes when he sees a Chinese man. He gets up and punches him in ...
To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.” Gordan Ramsey was a little more direct, saying: “If the kids ever came up to me and said, ‘Dad, I’m a vegetarian,’ then I would sit them on the...