There’s a line in a Boy Without God song that goes “And if you play an instrument, I’m probably a little bit in love with you.” I’m not sure whether there’s some sort of chip that they put in pubescent males when we’re not looking, but it’s almost universally accepted ...
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"I've been playing Wall Street Raider, in my spare time, for the past three months. The program is brilliant -- all the more so for how accurately it emulates what goes on in the real world. The exception being your sense of humor, which permeates so many otherwise serious incidents ...
"She walked out on her little legs. Then a footman comes in and goes, 'You look like you need a drink, mate'." The footman, Paul Whybrew, took Fagan down the corridor for some whiskey, and then the police arrived. "They were all over the place – they hadn't arrested anyone for...