I'd like to see another Christmas movie because I was watching A Perfect Christmas and I was thinking "this movie would've been a lot better if it took place with the current iterations of Barbie and her sisters". I'd also like to see a movie where The Barbies (maybe Emmie and Jac...
Did you grow up smooshing your Barbies’ non-existent vulvas together? Their plastic limbs akimbo in a sapphic embrace as Ken lay dejected in the toy box? Well, congrats, you’re probably queer now — and you’re also probably more than a little curious about scissoring. ...
But, as we now know, scissoring is not just for Barbies — it is, in fact, a very real sex position that very real people really do (despite some persistent, totally BS rumours that it’s something “fake” the media made up because no one understands how queer sex works). In fact...
There are a whopping 24 official posters featuring the full cast. Fans got a first look at the full cast of Barbie when the film’s official social media channels shared 24 individual posters featuring the core cast of Barbies, Kens, and other characters! The new posters confirmed some long...
” a voiceover says, as legions of mathematically attractive Barbies gleam from their fake world. Most of the runtime is consumed by Robbie and Gosling and their legion of gorgeous cohorts dancing around and singing in exotic locations, scenes which are only disrupted when the satire takes over...
But, as we now know, scissoring isnotjust for Barbies—it is, in fact, a very realsex positionthat very real people really do (despite some persistent, totally BS rumors that it’s something “fake” the media made up because no one understands howqueer sexworks). “Scissoring, also kno...
After all, as Ken explains to a captive audience of Kens and brainwashed Barbies, horses are men-extenders. In Oppenheimer, this is also kind of true! Los Alamos is the New Mexico-set hub of operations for the Manhattan Project, which developed nuclear weapons under Oppenheimer's leadership...
Barbie Land has been restored. Barbies maintain control of everything, and Kens cannot live in the Dreamhouse, though Barbie does offer Ken an equality bone; not every night has to be girls’ night. But even though Barbie Land is still a matriarchal utopia and the real world is still horr...
5G Home Internet(Fixed Wireless Access) is now in more places around the country.* Even with multiple devices connected, it’s reliable enough to power your whole home. Fixed wireless access has a simple plug and play setup, which means there are no messy wires and no need to wait for ...
Although many people say the new Barbies are stepinthe right direction, some people say they don’tgofar enough. They say that the new body shapes could beevenmore different from the original, tall, thin Barbies. The toys aren’t in stores yet but they will be sold online at the ...