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I used to be funny. I still am. But I used to be, too. *Nod to Mitch Hedberg Categories Zero Talking Tags IFTTT, Instagram You feel me? by Zero Dean @ ZeroTalking.com When people respond to something I say by saying, “I feel you!”, I wonder which part of me they think ...
but I do remember talking “nails”. At the time I was a licensed manicurist and we talked about getting together at some point so I could do her nails. Never happened. I have a funny pic of both of us hamming it up “acting pregnant” with a stuffed animal. ...
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Adrenaline is a funny thing; no longer was I a broken victim - I was [angry]. I started screaming all sorts of obscenities at him. I told him I was on the phone with the police, and they were going to put [him] in jail. The poor 911 dispatcher must have thought I opened my ...
This mod is, funny enough, readily compatible with H-Doom. You will not be able to engage in erotic acts with the demon girls, however, but they will be very vulnerable to kisses and headpats. The Player You are an Akari Labs Demolitionist Bot, one of the very first units, fresh off...