" After he had a few more bites, Dustin decided to wait for the melts to finish so he could have one with me. Did you catch that? Dustin -- the man who vomits at the site of tuna melts, tuna salad, canned tuna and the like --waitedto eat a tuna melt with me. And I swelled...
"Ken," he said, "let's make some steaks for lunch." Sounded exciting to me. We walked into the kitchen and poked around the fridge to discover that the only thing resembling steak was a massive frozen chunk of beef that my mom had kept in the freezer to eventually turn into a stew....