While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two's hand.Without looking down, accountant number two whispers, "What is this?" to which accountant number one replies, "it's that $50 I owe you." ACCOUNTANT VOTE! PRINT MORE ACCOUNTANT JOKES EMBED ...
No customer has ever complained about a gorilla in his soup. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet. What’s gray and stands in the rains but doesn’t get wet? An elephant with an umbrella. Why are snakes hard to fool? They have no legs to pull. ...
Shannon asks if one of the crew was holding her, because she could have sworn she felt like she was lying in someone’s arms. Kaya jokes that she must have been having a good dream. Leiko remarks that maybe it was something more. Reply Joe Bunting on May 7, 2016 at 10:24 am T...
36. Funny how drinking 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible but 8 beers go down quicker than an elephant on a see-saw. 37. If you don’t drink beer, how will your friends know you love them at 2am? 38. Sign outside a bar: “Buy one beer for the price of two and get y...
just long enough to thoroughly explore its brain-twisting physics concept without having to introduce complications like Portal 2's goo, with just the right frequency of gags to keep it funny for the whole duration—and I think hat's still true today, when most internet comedy from the aughts...
just long enough to thoroughly explore its brain-twisting physics concept without having to introduce complications like Portal 2's goo, with just the right frequency of gags to keep it funny for the whole duration—and I think hat's still true today, when most internet comedy from the aughts...
That’s right, here you can find the infamous poop jokes. It’s human nature to think that poop and fart are funny. No matter if, you’re a toddler or as old as a bat, they can and will make you smile and laugh. I have collected the best jokes about poop out there. I will ...
“100. I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before. ” Minions Quotes Funny Pics Top FunnyMinions Quotes and Jokes.Minions are new trend on everyday life, Bellow following are some latest minions memes and jokes, one quote that applies so much today and ...
If you are a new mother feeling isolated, exhausted and alone, I highly recommend this book as a funny and uplifting read. “Buster,” he says firmly. I look at Buster.“Welcome home, Buster!” I say. Good Lord, you're gross, I think. Jokes to Offend Men, by Allison Kelley et. ...
Regardless, the story, jokes, and pacing were all tightened up for the second chapter, making it arguably the best of LucasArts adventure games. - Ryan McCaffrey 95. Burnout 3: Takedown Burnout 3: Takedown is an undeniable classic. Its predecessor, Point of Impact, had fine-tuned the ...