A woman makes a new friend at the gym, a beautiful woman. A few months later, she gets a wedding invitation. Excited, she asks her friend if this is her first marriage. "Fourth, actually." Says the other woman . Her friend says, "Fourth?? How.. how wonderful." Curiosity gets the...
“You guys must’ve had a good time last night!” the clerk says laughing. Angry and confused, the man asks “AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT?!” The clerk replies “Well the entire chandelier came down on the floor below you...” woman hotel stupidity joke clerk man tv room spy ...
including Max Greenfield fromNew Girl, the Zooey Deschanel sitcom that also took place in LA and somehow survived on the air for seven seasons. These guys take over the film because
As Happy Hour turned to regular bar hours, I had managed to enjoy myself with other coworkers while at the same time joking and comfortably engaging with Kelly. But every time I started to achieve that level of undivided attention from her, Steven would pop in, “Hey guys, they serve Ca...
I’m not sure I can tell this joke as well as the technician who told it to me on my first day of radiation but here goes: “You know, I’ve gotta stop drinking. I tell ya, I really gotta stop. The last time I went to the doctor, he asked me for a urine sample. And when...
You guys will eventually find that you can’t convince people with small children that Occam’s Razor, war and mass death, is compelling. wadosy 02/10/2014 at 2:27 pm wadosy 02/10/2014 at 2:28 pm http://petapixel.com/assets/uploads/2012/09/napalm.jpg wadosy 02/10/2014 at ...
Ugh. So many red flags, you guys. I asked Grouchketeer why he didn’t drink, and to his credit he was very frank and forthcoming: he was drinking to the point of abusing alcohol a few years back, decided to take a break and realized it was the best thing he ever did, so just ...
“I have never said it before publicly,” said Borman, “but I’m just proud that I was able to fly with these two talented guys. You did a really good job.”【1】The men pointed a camera out of the window of Apollo 8 ___.A. to show the moon to the worldB. to read some...
BRUNSON:I don't mind you guys talking about some of this stuff. No, yes I do, sorry. WILLIAMS:See? BRUNSON:We'll be going home and out with them more. In the first season, I really wanted people to fall in love with Abbott the school and the staff. We wanted people to feel lik...
So, next time you go to the airport, please remember that--because a federal court has ruled that curbside check-in is not like betting on ponies, retaining the services of a hooker, or smoking a joint at baggage claim--these guys aren't protected by the Massachusetts tip statute.Even ...