“You drag me out to that concert, Jim, and I WILL SEE YOU IN HELL.” Rare has been the occasion when Body did not make good on its promise. And the sequence of steps by which my general and alarming physical decline is made manifest is predictable and awful. ...
I had been seeing 222 frequently in the days before his death. When I got in the car to go to the hospital, our car had a range of 222 and it was 12:22pm. In that moment, I knew what it meant and I hated it. I am right where I’m supposed to be. And it is hell on ea...
No lie, it is taking all of my willpower to not make that my Facebook Profile pic. There’s a strong chance I make that my Tinder Profile pic and get all the dates. But it’s not just cool pictures, you get the opportunity to see tigers of various ages (you don’t get to be ...
Later that year when I lost a second sibling, had taken a couple months off from flying, and was struggling to make the jump back into the air, I broke that drought by way of an invitation to help him launch a tandem and by the next day I was getting my own toes tugged off the ...
The next day he acted like I was faking being tired, to which I responded, "How the hell do you fake vomit?" He goes, "Easy," and proceeds to instantly projectile vomit at will! I just looked on in horror and bewilderment. He acted like it was perfectly normal ...
The next day he acted like I was faking being tired, to which I responded, "How the hell do you fake vomit?" He goes, "Easy," and proceeds to instantly projectile vomit at will! I just looked on in horror and bewilderment. He acted like it was perfectly normal ...
A boneless venison neck that will be cooked for 8 hours at 225. It took maybe ten minutes to prep. Many folks think that cooking is an all day affair, or you need lots of fancy stuff to make charcuterie….that’s not true. I’ve detailed on this blog all the ways I messed up ...
Two weeks ago he told me “I will push you in the road and you will get hit by cars!” The day before that he told my mom “I will push you!” Her: You will push me out of bed? Him: I will push you down the stairs!
#986 When you pull to a red light and the guy in front of you nudges up a bit so you can make a right turn #985 Eating things past the expiry date #984 Eating the last piece of dessert somebody left at your house #983 That pile of assorted beers left in your fridge after a par...
“Piss poop fart butt dick ass!” “How about you just unmanifest this wall? I need a Marlboro something bad.” “Smoking’s bad for you mister.” “I’ve never kidney-punched a superhero,” I’ll say. Of course I wasn’t planning on punching a kid. But god I needed that nicoti...