Quips aside (or rather, at the forefront), I hope everyone had a great Autumn getting lost in corn mazes, unsuccessfully bobbing for apples, finding last minute Halloween costumes that are deemed worthy enough to present yourself in public and most importantly, are enjoying the changing colors o...
Good products are easier than mediocre ones because you can tell the truth instead of just part of it; mixing truth with lies by omission, as you generally have to do with a mediocre product that works (but not all that well), takes a fair bit of judgment and skill. (The entire unive...
The fact that rappers are killing other rappers because of something they said in a rhyme is ludicrous.50 Cent became known because he was shot up, scarred, and lived to tell about it. It's a sad thing that we think more of him for this than we do for the doctor who toiled through...
MICHAEL So what you need to do is recruit a guy who'll go out with her. Someone who's up for the job. Michael points to Patrick, who makes a disgusted face at his turkey pot pie before he rises and throws it at the garbage can, rather than in it. JOEY That guy? I heard he ...
Michael points to Patrick, who makes a disgusted face at his turkey pot pie before he rises and throws it at the garbage can, rather than in it. JOEY That guy? I heard he ate a live duck once. Everything but the beak and the feet. Exactly MICHAEL Joey turns to look at Mi...
Cry outrage, O reader, for the rude-mannered Obamas do not realize that a host is expectedto exchange gifts of equal valuewith a guest. ‘Shorter’ concept created byDaniel Daviesand perfected byElton Beard.We are aware of all Internet traditions.™...