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All Lists Newest Add List For You Log InJoin All Top Ten ListsMiscellaneous Top Ten Most Annoying Things Third Graders Do The Top Ten Boys go to college to get more knowledge girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider I heard a version where it's the OTHER way around: "Girls go to ...
This year, because of COVID, they are offering free National Park passes to 5th graders, too (good until August 31, 2021). I have a 5th grader this year, but we are not planning any trips to the big National Parks, much to my dismay. Reply Tammy March 24, 2021 at 01:46 PM When...
Back in the ’80s, my elementary school would use fifth graders as crossing guards. We 10-year-olds legit stood there in our bright orange safety belts and were fully expected to stop traffic and guide younger kids safely across the street. My mind was blown the first time I saw...
Cincinnati Shakespeare Company is a resident ensemble theatre company bringing Shakespeare and the Classics to life for all. We are a Company that is participating in the global dialogue by producing the classic canon, commissioning the next generation of classics, and engaging the artists, schools,...
The next day, I took Evan to his elementary school for the last time. The 5th graders do a traditional farewell walk through the school and high five all of the other kids. It’s a bit of a rite of passage before they’re bussed to the high school for their official promotion cerem...
When I arrived at the school library, there were about twenty 4th graders, arranged in two rows on little wooden chairs, facing the proctor. The anxiety in the room was intense. Just before the bee started, six of them needed to use the bathroom and one said she had a migraine (but ...
Some teachers specialize in a content area. I specialize in 8th grade (ok, I see you 7th graders, you can be my favorite, too!). Thirteen to fourteen year olds, you know, the real smelly ones? They’re my favorite. I am fascinated by their brain development, and find them to be ...
“During recess, I’d blown the whistle for kids to pause and be silent, and a couple kids were still dribbling basketballs.” “Without thinking I yelled, ‘Everybody hold your balls!’ I teach eighth grade.” —K.B. “I was doing a health ed unit with 7th graders about bones and...
97. Puffed Cheetos do not make for a lovely shade of lipstick. 98. Some people just don't care if you're mentioned in People Magazine 99. Most scientists are doomed to teaching 5th graders how to make volcanoes out of baking soda. and most importantly... 100. DON'T EAT TOO MUCH ...