“Honey, how many times do we have to go over this? She also attacked the neighbors, the neighbor’s kids; she was an old, aggressive beast. There was no other option.”–Mom (my face goes blank. My jaw drops to an almost unhinged level.) “Mom. Wait. Are you fucking kidding me...
for upper middle class parents with a neuro typical child school choice probably sounds great. Heck, in many cities it probably could be great. But what about the kids who don’t come from that mold, the ones who need extra support or who can excel in some ways, but struggle in others...
& much like how Israel has no “right” to have a neighbor that likes them or doesn’t ally themselves with Israeli enemies like Iran or how the US has no “right” to have neighbors like Cuba not be allied with communists they don’t like, Russia has no “right” to have a neighbo...
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Ever gotten a noise complaint from the neighbors? Now imagine getting 311 of them for having loud sex. A couple in NYC garnered such a feat for their late-night antics, where the sounds could be heard from all six floors of the apartment building. To add to the spontaneity, the couple...
Hey friends and neighbors, ladies and germs, have you heard the latest? Drunken sub-mediocrity in as Secretary of Defense. ICE on the march. No more money to Ukraine. North Dakota puppy killer as head of Homeland Security. And the beat goes on. It can be hard to keep up, but Presiden...
It's a simple story about two neighbors who soon discover a secret about their respective spouses. Set in 1960s Hong Kong, Tony Leung's Chow Mo-Wan and Maggie Cheung's Su Li-Zhen hardly speak more than a few words to each other, but through their encounters in the hallway of their ...
There have been plenty of memes to make waves during quarantine — memes aboutGreta Gerwig, memes abouthouses— but one meme has risen to the top of the crop: XOXO Gossip Girl. When I try to invite my friends for a bump and they don’t get the hintpic.twitter.com/5Lj2xnPPfB ...
Well, At Least I Won't Get Called Poncy Again. I Hope... As you read this week's column, I'll already be attending the Television Critics Association Winter Press Tour down in Pasadena, California. And before I've attended a single panel, I can already pretty much guarantee this is ...