2.nounIntestinal gas expelled from the body through the anus.Yuck, who ripped that nasty fart? Someone open a window!A: "Ew, what's that smell?" B: "Definitely a fart. Gross."I swear, my brothers somehow have the smelliest farts on the planet. Ugh, it's so gross. ...
The joy in hole punching was intrinsically tied to the old couple's house. I didn't have any particular interest in the boring old farts; I was in it solely to punch holes.Eventually mom asked me not to go bothering the ___'s anymore. I don't know if they complained to mom about...
Either a group one or a group two fart. Very tricky. It is meant to be a concealed fart. A matter of close timing is involved, the farter trying to fart at the exact moment he slams the car door shut. It is usually a good loud fart. It is one of the funnier farts when it doe...
with a view of the Opera House, on a temperate Sydney night, is one of the most beautiful places in the world to see a show. And that’s the formula: Sydneysiders flock to see one of these musicals or operas, and hope that it doesn’t rain. But changing a show to a spectacle, ...
Over the course of the next five or six hours, I had the farts. Really bad. Really loud. Really embarrassing. Every time I would fart, I would also shoot out a glob of jelly. Hence, jelly farts. The kids loved it. They even put in requests!
After finishing her last accordion cover tune for the first half of her set, “My Fart Goes Boom”, Bern runs to the washroom, humming “Let’s all go to the restroom” as she poops and farts. Mrs. Cacca emerges, approached by a Chicago television reporter. ...
ve become an “anti-old fart.” Because old farts listen to the music of their youth and choose to stay in their time bubble. My bubble has burst. I’m listening to the stuff teenagers and young adults listen to, to weird experimental stuff that doesn’t sound like what I used to ...
The Nutty Professor: Directed by Tom Shadyac. With Eddie Murphy, Jada Pinkett Smith, James Coburn, Larry Miller. Grossly overweight yet good-hearted professor Sherman Klump takes a special chemical that turns him into the slim but obnoxious Buddy Love.
I think about this study a lot when I draw and when I write. I spend so much time alone because my depression and anxiety are often too loud, but even when I’m sharing scary or hard things I know that I’m not really alone…that you are here….my invisible friend and pen pal....
“Beaver” and my mother would yell at my father to stop the “dirty” game. Then, there were our Beagle’s farts that took ten minutes to clear with all the windows down going sixty. Also, there was the time our luggage blew off the car’s roof. My father risked his life picking...