Fart fetish fiction on the dark side; featuring stories with a focus on female domination and fart torture. Not recommended for the faint of heart.
burst out laughing. He could not control his laughter so I sent him out of the room for 5 minutes to calm himself down. Once the rest of the class were working, I went out to chat with him to see what was so funny.
A running gag in this episode is that Bloo becomes addicted to playing a Game Boy Advance-like system he found in a closet of Mac's school. One of the games Bloo plays is Super Smash Factory 6, likely a parody of the Super Smash Bros. series. "The Buck Swaps Here" (originally air...
The beat is so hard, the sample is so blunt, the belief in itself is so unquestioning, and AyooLii presides over it all with the confidence of a wedding DJ, as if somehow this shambolic 90-second drop from a weirdo who films videos in his closet could become the next “Cupid ...
This next photo sparks a couple of good stories. First, let’s talk about the man whom this gym is now named after. He was the school P.E. teacher when I was at John Muir; a short, gruff, little mustachioed brute who had the demeanor of a drill sergeant and the personality that ...
However, when I went to the stack of sweaters in the closet, the one I wanted was not there. This led me on a frenzied search through the house. I looked in drawers, closets, bags, etc. but the sweater was nowhere to be found. I rummaged through the house for the better part of...
First, you should know up front I’m very blunt. I’m not going to apologize for the fact I’m a human being with human parts who does human things. I fart, I pee, I poop. I have a vagina. This is a blog about the process of having a baby. We’re going to be talking abou...
It smells on first opening and resting and nosing, like mothballs left too long in an overstuffed and rarely-opened clothes closet, where everything is old, long-disused, and shedding. It smells like rubbing alcohol and faint gasoline, and my disbelieving notes right out of the gate ask ...
It took perhaps two days for the Lamb of God diet to work its magic. We were on a crowded Métro train, and I expertly released what I thought would be an undetected fart. I was wrong. This wasn’t silent but deadly; this was silent but pestilential. Simon looked at me, his eyes...
11/ Shelves in the closet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKE2S-lHhRY 12/ The Minoans: Jesse has seen the plumbing at the palace at Knossos and spent a lot of time taking pictures of it. It’s still there and truly incredible! A.N. Angelakis “Hydro-technologies in the Minoan ...