The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So, God agreed. On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks and make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The...
It’s narrated by exactly who you’d want to hear narrating such a strange story full of barking mad characters, the late, great Rik fucking Mayall, dialling his Rik Mayallness up to 11 and beyond. If you’re a Rik Mayall fan you will absolutely love this. If you’re not, then ...
It’s narrated by exactly who you’d want to hear narrating such a strange story full of barking mad characters, the late, great Rik fucking Mayall, dialling his Rik Mayallness up to 11 and beyond. If you’re a Rik Mayall fan you will absolutely love this. If you’re not, then ...
and she’s not afraid to let people know her opinions (especially her sisters). At times, she can seem quiet, but her fun-loving personality usually breaks through and she can often be found randomly dancing the hula or barking along with her puppy, Mele. ...
Thrilling Sounds of the Haunted House. The album features effects that are now Halloween staples: moaning ghosts, barking dogs, clattering chains, and screaming victims, interspersed with short, often comedic, vocal segments that established them. “Disney’sHaunted Housealbum, which was rereleased...
Since that night, it’s been a slow ascent toward normality. Kyra is now finally beginning to act like her usual self and not stumble around like a drunken puppy. She is wagging her tail and barking again. Not laying there making whispy whiny noises (fight night post hospital) or standing...
And it’ll be even worse if at the time you’re generally barking mad and randomly reacting to a minefield unknown triggers. With the benefit of hindsight, I can’t help but suspect that some of The Guys – the misogynists at least – seeing my state, were deliberately trying to wind ...
Sumo will alert when he sees other dogs on our walks and will often put those dogs on notice. He can remember for a little while to hold off the barking, but keeps forgetting himself again and again. This makes encounters with other dogs a lot more challenging, Now 6 1/2 years old,...
And since she woke up to bark at me, she noticed our reflections in the windows (because it’s dark and I don’t have curtains) and she started barking at herself and my reflection self. And all the while, I was just laughing my ass off in an empty house, with a roll of toilet...
in the barn. Of course, it was during the hottest time of the day and sweat-pouring humid. I was reminded of my first night on my own as a college student in which a guy in a bar said, as we were dancing, “You sure sweat a lot for a skinny girl.” Best pick up line...