19. “Welcome to the Krusty Krab, where it’s almost as if the evolutionary clock ticks backward.”— Squidward 20. “I order the food, you cook the food. The customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die.”— Squidward Squidward quotes and sayings about why the...
8. “If you think I’m gonna stand out there all day listening to annoying SpongeBob noises, then you must have coral wedged in your frontal lobe!” 9. “When I die, you stay away from my funeral.” 10. “I order the food, you cook the food. The customer gets the food. We do...
" with "a glazed look in the eye." In episodes where Squidward is put behind the grill whenever SpongeBob is missing, he has shown himself to be an incompetent fry cook who doesn't know how to cook behind a grill, often burning the food instead of cooking it, which affects the health...