First, we had to stop by Augustus’s dorm and stand watch while he brought out the jug in his laundry bag, surrounded, for authenticity’s sake, by a bundle of his underwear. I expected to hear sirens closing in on us. It was a heartrending example of the sanctity of states’ rights...
The rest of the parade was made up of: four antique firetrucks which judiciously chirped their sirens, trying to show off for the crowd without scaring the babies; a series of municipal candidates and their supporters who hurled candy at bystanders; a couple of local businesses with people ...
She is leaving her comfort zone, moving away from everyone she knows, and right now when she feels like she needs it most and assumed all the people who have been in her life would be there for her even more, they’re not stepping up to the plate. When we are going through major c...