So you think this is funny? 「你」、「它」都用错了 Wrong youre. Wrong its. 不分段、被动语态,要我继续说吗 Run-on, passive voice... should I continue? 星期一前把书看完 You have until Monday to actually read the book 重写一篇报告给我 and write me a new paper. 这周末我要带女友去...
人们的笑话还是很好笑 Peoples jokes are still funny. 谁又知道呢 Who knew? 看,小蕾在那里 Look, theres Leigh. 你应该把礼物给她 You should give her your gift. 你确定你没事吗 Sure youre okay? 对,我很好 Yes. Im great. 你好 Hi. 你好 Hi. 礼物卡 A gift card! 不,是一件毛衣 No, its a...
对我们所有人都好 for all of us. 真的 Really. 有什么好笑的 Hey, whats...funny? 天啊 Oh, my God... 所有事情 everything. 这一切很好笑,真的 Just everything, seriously. 接下来还会发生什么疯狂的事 Like, what crazy thing is gonna happen next? 海啸… A tsunami, 地震,还是真正的世界末日?
我老公死得毫无意义 Myhusbanddiedfornothing. 你知道你丈夫的手♥机♥密♥码♥吗 Doyouknowyourhusband'spasscodetohisphone? 当然 Ofcourse. 天啊 Jesus! 如果我问八岁的麦特 IfIweretoask8-year-oldMatt, 他真正想要什么,他会怎么说 whathereallywanted,whatwouldhesay? 我想画漫画 Iwantedtomakecomic...
ifyouneverlearntosurf. 明天我要教你,我们去滑浪 TomorrowI'mteachingyou.We'redoingthis. 不,找代课老师 No,no.Adaywithasub 等于是浪费我学生们的一天 isawasteddayformykids. 你总是说你的学生们有多懒 You'realwaystalkingaboutwhatlazya**holesyourkidsare. 每天不都是在浪费时间吗 Isn'teverydaya...
她聪明、风趣又性感 Shes smart and funny and hot. 是吗 Yeah? 是 Yeah... 我猜如果她跟家人提到我 And I guess if she was telling her family about me, 我想她… Id want her to be... 我希望… I mean, Id like to hope that 她不会开口就说「茱尔丝是酒鬼」 she wouldnt lead with ...
11. “I worked with your mom for 20 years, and she was an amazing woman.” You might find it necessary to introduce yourself to the family members of the person who died. These individuals may be craving to hear stories about what their mom was like at work. Tell them funny or positi...
t willing to say the paper greeting card is doomed quite yet. "I think predicting the demise of such a large industry would be a mistake," Mitchell says. "People will always be looking for smart, cute, and funny ways to share messages, so there will always be a role for companies...
I feel sorry for you≠我同情你 它表达的意思是：“你真可悲，你没救了” ！1. "I heard about your job loss. I feel sorry for you."（我听说你失业了。我为你感到遗憾。）2. "You've been through so much hardship. I really feel sorry for you."（你经历了这么多困难。我真的为你感到遗憾...
Funny ‘I’m sorry’ quotes from people who don’t really sound sorry 187. “I’m sorry, I’m not a performing monkey.”— Keith Flint 188. “Sorry, I’m still a dialectical materialist.”—Fidel Castro 189. “We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.”— Aesop ...