I will accept it if that is where you land, but I am encouraging the Nawnie version for two reasons: First, it is phonetically similar to what my mother calls me (Dawnie) and I am very likely to respond this mo
In addition, he should repent because he swore an oath for something haram. Hazrat Prophet said: if someone swears an oath for something and if he sees that something else is better, he should pay kaffarah for his yamin and then do that better thing. (Nasai, Ayman,...
Thus, you could call a guy with cauliflower ears (like yours truly), ‘Cauliflower-ear-wala’ meaning ‘that guy with the cauliflower ears’. Further, note that ‘wala’ is masculine and ‘wali’ feminine. No guesses on what ‘Watermelon-boob-wali’ could possibly mean to depict. Come ...