Simply delightful, like getting a paper cut on my tongue. Just dandy, like a snowstorm on the first day of spring. Better than a sunburn on a cloudy day. As fantastic as finding a parking ticket on my windshield. I'm like an overcooked steak: tough and unappetizing. I'm a magical fa...
Getting lost is something that happens once in a while to me. I remember the time I took a penalty loop in a spartan race. I was in my zone, but I heard in the back, “You’re heading the wrong way!” Oh Shit! So remember the course layout, so this doesn’t happen to you. ...