I want to kiss you passionately on the lips then move straight up to your belly-button. Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what pe...
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here are two decidedly cooler ways to go about things: 1) State yourself more clearly to begin with,or better yet 2) Pick up the blasted phone and call her so she KNOWS when you’re being playful or ironic.
They're cute as hell. But anyway, I'm watching this tree and I start hearing branches crackling and it's coming from the direction my partner went opposite of. Now, I've got my pistol, but you and I both know that’s not gonna do shit against a cat. I cock ...
He kept saying to the surfing standup, “Be careful Cher!” And that made me laugh. The studio audience wouldn’t stop yelling when Cher first appeared in the cute freezer skit where she pretended Auto-tune was how her voice normally sounded. She also joked that her name was really ...
Or, if they were lucky, your cute brother would pick up the phone and you could talk to him until he realized it wasn’t one of the girls in his class but some dumb kid. After a few thousand rings my dad would throw the newspaper down, pull up his pants, clutching them at the...
Yet, when guys go out there and try to use weird pickup lines or immediately say something sexual about the woman or whatever, then women are going to react in a negative way at times.However, if you approach a woman in a confident, normal, easy-going manner, pretty much every woman ...
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(Cute, but can’t relate, sorry. Memories fade, but diamonds are forever, baby.) After all, as porn, mainstream media, and, of course, IRL men themselves are often only too eager to remind us, a threesome is supposed to be the ultimate sexual fantasy. What could possibly be so bad...
He was a terrier, cute, but not my type. The caged corridor of the rescue shelter was scented with urine, the scruffy faces watched our every move. In a huge, sparse cage, with only a plaid, torn blanket to comfort him, I fell in love. “Let me see this one,” I said, ...