When I talked with Simon, he was seven months into a relationship with a new girlfriend, whom he’d met through another online-dating service. He liked her, and was happy to be on hiatus from Tinder. “It’s like howling into the void for most guys,” he explained, “and like searc...
For the first time in a long time, I managed to get the winter tires on our van AND the sprinklers blown out … Oct 23, 2023: If a friend asks for a video screencast of what you meant in your feature suggestion for their app, do you also make sure to pinhole your webcam so …...
This spring, the meme got new life for some good old fashioned nazi punching. Carly Slay Jepsen In a postE-MO-TIONworld, there's a fluidity to Carly Rae memes as long as they're hinged on the certainty that Jepsen is pop music's savior. ...
Chan fends off a small army of hatchetmen with a bamboo pole as long as he is tall. When it frays, he keeps using it as a natural cat o' nine tails. When all seems lost in a street fight, he smashes two bottles of hard liquor together like Stone Cold Steve Austin and turns the...
Brat. The word is now more meme than noun, perhaps more color than concept. My brain is assailed by visions of a friend’s bootlegged, lime-green ‘brat’ baseball cap, or poppers huffed over a fresh puddle of festival vomit, before it recalls whatever the word used to mean. It was...
Generally, we would recommend attending Mickey's Not-So-Scary Halloween Party and a separate Magic Kingdom daytime visit on different days because it would make for a very long day, especially if you have little tadpoles! We usually like taking it easy by relaxing at hotel pool or doing a...
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“And here he is,” his girlfriend’s voice said with a bubbly tone, “The man of the hour. Breaker himself.” Diannah Demary stood in front of the door dressed in a pair of black yoga pants and a crop top. Her long brown hair hung loose to her shoulders, covering her supple fi...
(Wet Ass Peaches) martini. It was the end of a long few weeks. Biden and former president Donald Trump debated, beaming on to primetime a sitting president who could no longer string a sentence together. Then someone tried to assassinate Trump with an AR-15 at a campaig...
More tension builds with the entrance of each long, fuzzy note, until unfiltered saxophone emerges with a floating melody and a hint of overblown crunch. When it disappears into the pouring rain and a final moment of rest, you remember that sometimes it does feel this good to let go. –...