Define smarties. smarties synonyms, smarties pronunciation, smarties translation, English dictionary definition of smarties. n. pl. smart·ies Informal 1. A smart aleck. 2. A quick-witted person. American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language,
Oh dear, I made a rooky mistake, assumption. Not opening the packet of mini smarties to have a look before baking the chiffon cake. You know that saying “to assume makes an ass of u and me”? Guess what folks, there aren't any blue smarties in the mini smarties packets. There are...