Don't make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain't.Anonymous I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it? Jean Illsley Clarke Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.Anonymous ...
At the end of the day, even if my part is a bit goofy, the key thing is that I'm doing what I love to do, and that's to make people laugh. —Eugene Levy 7 So this is what insanity is. Not goofy behavior, but watching a sudden change in the world you used to know. —Toni...
I tried to make the plump ladies see the error of their weighs. How do you change tires on a duck? With a quackerjack. What city has the largest rodent population? Hamsterdam. Old teachers never die, they just lose their class. Old burglars never die they just steal away. Two fish sw...
Introduction to Ron’s Sutra Sayings Here you will find many of Ron’s most concise and quotable silly sutra aphorisms. Many of these mostly mystical musings were excerpted epigrammatically from longer postings elsewhere on this site. * [*Those sutra sayings which are posted elsewhere on this si...
.The USA should ban grated cheese,that would make America grate again..It's so annoying when people get their sayings wrong. After all, it's not rocket salad!.Janet Street Porter goes into a bar and asks the barman "Can I get a large aperitif?"...
Rodger was a beacon that always burnt brightly and he will be missed beyond measure. As an Uncle, he was easy to talk to, his puns knew no end and he was always interested in what was going on and what I had to say. One of his favourite sayings was a Maori proverb. ...