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"You'reolderthan my mother," he said. "I couldn't possibly think of you sexually. I'm sorry if I gave that impression." She giggled. "You are a very funny boy, Yanqui. First you say I'm a virgin --" "That was in the dream," he said. "And then you tell me I'm older ...